why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I think my moral compass just broke
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
