I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
