i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
