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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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