Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
