i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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