why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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