gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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