what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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