smell my finger.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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