Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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