Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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