Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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