watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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