Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The best revenge is premature balding
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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