Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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