id be glad to
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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