there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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