Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
