I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
You may now shotgun with the bride
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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