Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
honey bunches of taint.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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