Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.