I smell stomach acid.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila