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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I smell stomach acid.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?

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• (914): View more from New York

  i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die

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• (801): View more from Utah

  No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!

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• (646): View more from New York

  congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism

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  cool. same. I'm in class drinking

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  NOT OKAY

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  sorry for partying

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  THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS

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• (949): View more from California

  I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila

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