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• (618): View more from Illinois

  its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.

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• (626): View more from California

  yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.

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• (951): View more from California

  Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.

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  I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."

  (404): View more from Georgia

  That's how I look going for the pbr.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman

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