I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
Dude. She just shit herself.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog