I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It's shark week go big or go home
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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