do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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