Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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