She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Couch. On fire.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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