I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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