do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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