You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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