OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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