If that was your dad, he is hot
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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