This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Randomize
