One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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