member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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