Buhtt sex?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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