at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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