i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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