her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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