There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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