U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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