Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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