Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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