mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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