Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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