I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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