I love black thongs
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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