i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Randomize
