I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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