do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
the condom got lost in my hair
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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