is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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