billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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