I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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