do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm always down for nudity.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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