Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
my poor anus
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
My dick has a subreddit
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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