you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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